BY THE SPECTATOR – John Maloney
“All or Nothing at All” – What the IRS sings to us taxpayers.
“Home on the Range” – Housewife who doesn’t go out to work.
“It’s a Sin to Tell a Lie” – Anyone in Washington DC
“It’s De–Lovely” – Tax refund check arrives.
“Somebody Else is Taking My Place” – President Trump’s cabinet
“Where or When” – The so called mystery of Obama’s birth place.
“I’ll Walk Alone” – A guy who forgot his deodorant.
“I Can Dream, Can’t I” – Football Giants win Super Bowl.
“I’ve Heard That Song Before” – What a cop says when you try to talk yourself out of a ticket.
“Comedy Tonight” – Any County Legislature meeting.
“Send in the Clowns” – Joint session of Congress.
“Mr. Wonderful” – Our first responders.
“Good News” – Rockland County Times gets a Pulitzer Prize!
“It’s Impossible” – President Trump gets a break from the media.
“Higher and Higher” – Where local taxes are going.
“I Want a Girl” – What Adam said to God!
“I Cried for You” – All the supporters of Hillary Clinton.
“I Don’t Know Why” – Some people who voted for Donald Trump.
“Who’s Sorry Now” – Bill Cosby
“It Ain’t Necessarily So” – The news you read or see on TV
“Don’t Fence Me In” – Mexicans singing to President Trump.
“Ain’t Misbehavin” – What Bill Clinton tells his wife.
“The Best is Yet to Come” – The Democrats theme song!
“I’ve Got the World on a String” – The guy who invented the Yo-Yo.
“Come Rain or Come Shine” – Clarkstown Highway men still on the job.
“Dancing in the Dark” – When you don’t pay your O&R bill
“Day by Day” – Ed Day standing next to his son
“Don’t Blame Me” – Mayor DiBlasio
“Get Out of Town” – What the immigrants are hearing
“How Little We Know” – Current investigations in Washington DC
“I Can Dream, Can’t I” – Yankees – Mets World Series
“I Got Plenty of Nuthin” – Our take home pay after taxes
“It Ain’t Necessarily So” – What President Trump says to his accusers!
“Little White Lies” – What some politicians call them
“Till We Meet Again” – G.I. to his wife as he leaves for a war zone.
“Impossible Dream” – Cynthia Nixon beats Gov. Cuomo
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