Spectator: Songs and What They Remind Me Of

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“Wouldn’t It Be Lovely” – Cubs in World Series.

“All or Nothing at All” – What the IRS sings to us taxpayers.

“Ain’t Misbehavin” – What Donald Trump sings to his wife.

“Anything Goes” – Clinton – Trump debates.

“Don’t Fence Me In” – What the Mexicans are singing to Donald Trump.

“I’ve Got a Gal in Kalamazoo” – Bill Clinton

“Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered” – The plight of Chief Sullivan.

“Little White Lies” – What Hillary Clinton told the F.B.I.

“Home on the Range” – Housewife who doesn’t go to work.

“It’s De–Lovely” – Tax refund check arrives in the mail.

“I’ll Walk Alone” – A guy who forgot to use deodorant.

“I Can Dream, Can’t I” – Giants win the Super Bowl.

“I’ve Heard That Song Before” – What a cop says when you try to talk yourself out of a ticket.

“Somebody Else is Taking My Place” – President Obama.

“Girl from Ipanema” – Says she knows Bill Clinton and Trump.

“It All Depends on You” – What Trump is telling all of us.

“Comedy Tonight” – A meeting of the State Legislature.

“Long Ago and Far Away” – Last time Cubs won the World Series.

“It Ain’t Necessarily So” – Gov. Christie’s defense at Bridgegate.

“Brother, Can You Spare a Dime” – What seniors are singing after getting $5 a month Social Security increase.

“That’s My Desire” – Donald Trump thinking about the White House.

“Celebration” – What Trump hopes to do in a few weeks.

“Crying in the Chapel” – The groom never showed up for the wedding.

“It’s Impossible” – Jets win the Super Bowl this year.

“Bells are Ringing” – If you live next door to a fire house.

“Higher and Higher” Where Obamacare is going next year.

“Guys and Dolls” – The combo that makes the world go around.

“Don’t Rain on My Parade” – What the Irish hope for on St. Patrick’s Day.

“Mr. Wonderful” – Any member of the Armed Forces.

“It’s Impossible” – Trying to get Congress to agree on anything!

“Bridge Over Troubled Waters” – Gov. Christie and the bridge scandal.

“You Light Up My Life” – What we all sing to Orange and Rockland Utilities.

“Can’t Smile Without You” – What we sing to our dentist.

“We are Family” – What Pope Francis is trying to tell all of us!

“All I Want For Christmas” – The White House, sung by Trump and Clinton.

“Good Vibrations” What you feel after a good report from your cardiologist!

“Hard Days Night” – Clarkstown Highway Department plowing after a snow storm.

“Twist and Shout” – A visit to the chiropractor!

“You’ll Never Know” – What secrets Hillary Clinton hasn’t told us!

“You Belong to Me” – What Hillary reminds Bill everyday.

“You Made Me So Very Happy” What the winner will say to us in November.

“Cry Me A River” – What the loser will say to us in November.

“Born A Woman” – What a guy says who just had a sex change.

“Boy Named Sue” – Guy can’t make up his mind who he is.

“Chicago” – What National League fans are singing!

 

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