Well, here we go again. Another year! I didn’t do too badly with my predictions for 2015. I picked the Mets to be in the World Series and that A-Rod would have a great year for the Yankees. Here we go for 2016.
The Mets will be in the World Series, and will beat the Tigers in six games!
The Tooth Fairy will be discovered in Central Park
There will be a big snow storm in Rockland County at the end of January
February will be warmer than usual
There will be a St. Patrick’s Day Parade in New York City.
Trump will win in Iowa and New Hampshire.
Because of a transgender lawsuit, Wendy’s will change its name to Hendy’s.
Two Met pitchers will pitch no-hitters during the season.
On April 1st, the Rockland County Times will win the Pulitzer Prize for Journalism.
There will be no snow during July and August!
Sharks will be seen in the Hudson River.
Aliens from the planet Neptune will be found living in the Clarkstown Landfill. They have been getting food stamps and free college tuition for years!
A Clarkstown Mini-Trans is hijacked in June but because of traffic on Rt. 59 the culprit can’t go anywhere.
After the warmest winter on record, O&R is considering bankruptcy!
Syrian refugees have been found living in the abandoned Pathmark in Nanuet. They have been getting food stamps and college tuitions!
A drone will hit the Empire State Building in July with no damage.
Trump wins the Republican nomination but no one wants to be his running mate.
Hillary Clinton wins a close vote at the Democratic convention. The Spectator denies that he has been asked to be her Vice-President!
Cablevsion and Direct TV are charging $100 to view the Hillary – Trump debates.
DNA test claim that the Donald is an alien, having crash landed in Arizona.
Hillary claims that her husband Bill crash landed in Arizona.
A riot will break out in New York City during August
A record rain fall will hit Clarkstown in July. Rowboats and canoes will travel on Rt. 304.
In October, a national movement will start to outlaw Christmas in every state.
The Fiji Islands will claim to have a hydrogen bomb.
A Yankee pitcher will pitch a no-hitter in September
A-Rod will hit 52 home runs!
Trump will be our next President.
Have a great, healthy New Year!